{"id":2871,"date":"2004-02-08T04:18:27","date_gmt":"2004-02-08T11:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/2004\/02\/08\/sock-monster\/"},"modified":"2022-11-07T00:55:53","modified_gmt":"2022-11-07T07:55:53","slug":"sock-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/2004\/02\/08\/sock-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"sock monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t you hate when you do laundry and somehow lose multiple socks in the process?!? GAH.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a freaking sock monster. And he is out to get my socks.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m going to regret this entry in the morning. *yawn*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t you hate when you do laundry and somehow lose multiple socks in the process?!? GAH. There&#8217;s a freaking sock monster. And he is out to get my socks. I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m going to regret this entry in the morning. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/2004\/02\/08\/sock-monster\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[294],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2871"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9525,"href":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2871\/revisions\/9525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}