{"id":350,"date":"2006-08-23T21:40:09","date_gmt":"2006-08-24T05:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/test\/2006\/08\/23\/golf\/"},"modified":"2024-06-05T00:19:33","modified_gmt":"2024-06-05T07:19:33","slug":"golf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ever-lasting.net\/blog\/2006\/08\/23\/golf\/","title":{"rendered":"golf"},"content":{"rendered":"

My office is closing early the Friday before Labor Day so we can have a “Guys and Dolls” golf tournament. We’re all going to be paired up (a guy and a girl — hence the name) and then we’ll alternate shots on a 9-hole course. I thought it sounded like fun so I signed up even though I’ve never picked up a golf club in my life.<\/p>\n

Until today, that is.<\/p>\n

My boss thought it would be fun to take me out to the driving range so I could get some practice… WOW.<\/p>\n

I SUCK. I kept running the club into the ground. Hehe. And then when I would actually make contact with the ball, it would roll about 2 feet. NO JOKE.
\n*le sigh*<\/p>\n

No one will want to play with me! \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

I’m hoping Rob will take me out to the driving range again this weekend just so I won’t make a complete and total fool of myself next Friday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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